Two strangers were seated next to each other on a plane.
The guy turned to the cute blonde next to him and made his move. "Let's talk," he said. "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the passenger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first:
a horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces muffins of dried poop.
Why do you suppose that is?"
"Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."
"So tell me," said the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh**?"
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Bunnies
How was everyone's Easter? We went to Marcy's Aunt & Uncle's house in Pioneer. We taught the new bunny how to hide eggs, so the kids go to do some egg hunting. And look, I've even got some pictures of the event up on the site, Easter 2004. Aren't ya proud of me?
Egg hunting was not the only thing there to keep the kids occupied. With all those trees and space, there were lots of activities available for Michael, Tyler and Breanna to keep themselves busy. Michael, of course, spent most of his time playing his GameBoy, Breanna played games with her cousin Caitlin, but Tyler, well Tyler found some fun of his own. I put together this video clip here because words do not do justice to the kind of adventures Tyler conjured up for himself.
Anyway, we all had a good Easter and all of us, even Tyler, returned home in one piece. Hope you had a good and safe Easter as well.
Egg hunting was not the only thing there to keep the kids occupied. With all those trees and space, there were lots of activities available for Michael, Tyler and Breanna to keep themselves busy. Michael, of course, spent most of his time playing his GameBoy, Breanna played games with her cousin Caitlin, but Tyler, well Tyler found some fun of his own. I put together this video clip here because words do not do justice to the kind of adventures Tyler conjured up for himself.
Anyway, we all had a good Easter and all of us, even Tyler, returned home in one piece. Hope you had a good and safe Easter as well.
Monday, April 12, 2004
Non Creative Title Goes Here
Found here!
I didn't really want to do this, but since I didn't get a chance to post any of the pics or vids I have from Easter, or the past few months to be more exact, this morning, I thought I would make a desperate attempt to entertain by way of meme.
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
NDS eDirectory is an information name service (database comes to mind) that organizes network resoures.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A wall
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Alias
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Air conditioning and a GE LM5000.
When did you last step outside?
Two hours ago, does that mean it's almost time for my next smoke break? I think so.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My e-mail
What are you wearing?
Jeans and a long sleeve shirt.
Did you dream last night?
Nope, even if I did, I would probably not discuss it here, you may never read my stuff again.
When did you last laugh?
Yesterday with family, I've felt like crap since then.
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pics of family, calendar, telephone system diagram, holiday memo, other work type stuff.
Seen anything weird lately?
Is that a trick question? You'll know more when a post video of Tyler from yesterday.
What do you think of this quiz?
One of the better one's I've posted here.
What is the last movie you saw?
Holes
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house and some property for me and my family (extended too)
Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I hope to quit my day job soon!!!
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make everyone blind to skin color so noone can use it as a bias, or an excuse.
Do you like to dance?
They don't call me white-chocolate for nothing, no really, they don't.
George Bush is he a power-crazy nut case or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
He's a power-crazy nut case who if finally doing something that has needed to be done for years.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
We call her Breanna Marie
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
It would have been Brenden James
Would you ever consider living abroad?
No I like being a man. JK, it would have to be an extremely good reason for me to move out of this country. (OK, you can stop throwing tomatoes at your screen).
I didn't really want to do this, but since I didn't get a chance to post any of the pics or vids I have from Easter, or the past few months to be more exact, this morning, I thought I would make a desperate attempt to entertain by way of meme.
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
NDS eDirectory is an information name service (database comes to mind) that organizes network resoures.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A wall
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Alias
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Air conditioning and a GE LM5000.
When did you last step outside?
Two hours ago, does that mean it's almost time for my next smoke break? I think so.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My e-mail
What are you wearing?
Jeans and a long sleeve shirt.
Did you dream last night?
Nope, even if I did, I would probably not discuss it here, you may never read my stuff again.
When did you last laugh?
Yesterday with family, I've felt like crap since then.
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pics of family, calendar, telephone system diagram, holiday memo, other work type stuff.
Seen anything weird lately?
Is that a trick question? You'll know more when a post video of Tyler from yesterday.
What do you think of this quiz?
One of the better one's I've posted here.
What is the last movie you saw?
Holes
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house and some property for me and my family (extended too)
Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I hope to quit my day job soon!!!
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make everyone blind to skin color so noone can use it as a bias, or an excuse.
Do you like to dance?
They don't call me white-chocolate for nothing, no really, they don't.
George Bush is he a power-crazy nut case or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
He's a power-crazy nut case who if finally doing something that has needed to be done for years.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
We call her Breanna Marie
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
It would have been Brenden James
Would you ever consider living abroad?
No I like being a man. JK, it would have to be an extremely good reason for me to move out of this country. (OK, you can stop throwing tomatoes at your screen).
Friday, April 09, 2004
Posting Time
If you have noticed that I have not been updating this blog lately than I would say your observation skills are pretty keen. It's not that there hasn't been a lot of interesting things going on in and around my life to post about, it's that I simply have to many things going on to justify taking the time to post. All of my morning rituals have been thrown off by my obsession as of late, but it hasn't proved completely futile. I did win something. PlayStation 2: RS3 Grudge Match II.
That's not all I've won, but it's the biggest prize so far, but I do need to get a little more balance back to my rise hour. Just to show you that I can do it, I've encoded a vid of Breanna on the links here.
I've also got a ton of pictures to post as we've recently visited San Francisco, Sonora, Plymouth (Yes, again), Salt Lake City, Colombia, Old Sacramento and I'm sure a few more places that I'm leaving out.
Breanna reminded me last night that Sunday is Easter, so I hope you have a good one, we're going to Pioneer for ours, and taking our new bunny with us. I just have to teach her how to hide eggs before then and we'll be set. Happy Easter!!
That's not all I've won, but it's the biggest prize so far, but I do need to get a little more balance back to my rise hour. Just to show you that I can do it, I've encoded a vid of Breanna on the links here.
I've also got a ton of pictures to post as we've recently visited San Francisco, Sonora, Plymouth (Yes, again), Salt Lake City, Colombia, Old Sacramento and I'm sure a few more places that I'm leaving out.
Breanna reminded me last night that Sunday is Easter, so I hope you have a good one, we're going to Pioneer for ours, and taking our new bunny with us. I just have to teach her how to hide eggs before then and we'll be set. Happy Easter!!
Thursday, April 08, 2004
Yo, It's the Easter B
Normally I wouldn't post something this cute, but my parents sent me this one, so I have to. Get ready for death by cuteness.
bunny rap
bunny rap
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
News From the Front
The tech front that is. This just in in the war on SPAM and Spyware!!
Do you think SPAM is nothing but a waste of time? Now you can use the SPAM you receive to win a contest. Full Story
If you are a shareware junkie, better be careful. You could be fined up to $10K for installing a program that includes spyware on a public or work computer. Full Story
The crackdown on SPAMmers is on. Police marched into an internet cafe to arrest this guy, so what did he do? Same thing anyone would do right? Swallow that USB flash drive and run....Full Story
Do you think SPAM is nothing but a waste of time? Now you can use the SPAM you receive to win a contest. Full Story
If you are a shareware junkie, better be careful. You could be fined up to $10K for installing a program that includes spyware on a public or work computer. Full Story
The crackdown on SPAMmers is on. Police marched into an internet cafe to arrest this guy, so what did he do? Same thing anyone would do right? Swallow that USB flash drive and run....Full Story
Filed in: InformationDesk HelpDesk
Your Electric Company
Rick sent me this and I had to pass it on.
Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have the power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you. We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response. Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!
Sincerely,
Your Local Power Co
(click below for the picture)
Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have the power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you. We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response. Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!
Sincerely,
Your Local Power Co
(click below for the picture)
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