Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Burger King 911 call

Burger King 911 Call (via)

Woman calls 911 because she can't get here order properly filled in the drive-thru. "I will not send someone down there to enforce your Western BBQ Burger".

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Monday, May 02, 2005

theHouse Update



I received a call at the beginning of last week from theProjectManager overseeing the construction of theHouse. As it turns out, theHouse is moving right along and he wanted to do the pre-dry-wall inspection on Friday, May 6th, this coming Friday. For those that have never had to do this type of inspection, you walk the house just before the dry-wall is put up so that if there are any mistakes in the design or electrical layout of theHouse, they can be changed without having to knock out newly put up walls. Seeing as how it might be quite important to actually be there to do this inspection, I booked passage on an airplane to be in town for it. I'm sure I will be coming back with a multitude of pictures for everyone to see. Until then, I've had theParents driving by theHouse and snapping off pictures. I started a page showing the progression of theHouse. Click here to view.



Thursday, April 28, 2005

Dog Vs Cat



We don't have a dog. We do have two cats though. One is a skiddish, but friendly cat. The other is an attack cat. More like a thug than anything else really. She belonged to theBrotherInLaw. When he moved to Michigan we took her in and she has repayed the debt by terrorizing my cat. She hunts her down and chases her around the house at all hours of the night. She's even gone so far as to come into our room and attack my cat while she's sleeping on our bed early in the morning. But my cat doesn't fight back. I think she's getting tired of bullying my cat. She's moved onto theNextDoorNeighbor's dog. theWife got video:

Please note, no dogs were harmed in the making of this film. Click on play to view:

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Amy's Answering Machine Part Deux

Amy's Answering Machine Part Deux
A continuation of Amy's answering machine messages from her Mom.

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Phone Messages From Your Mom

Amy's Answering Machine (via)
Some parents, not mine of course, but some, should not be allowed to watch the news. Here's an example of one such parent.

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2 Out Of 3 Ain't Bad

FinalsBegin transmission
It's finals week for me - stop
Two finals down - stop
One in class last night - stop
One online at home last night - stop
One more to take - stop
Online - stop
At home - stop
Tonight - stop
Can not think straight - stop
Done after tonight though - stop
Big weekend planned - stop
Can't wait - End Transmission

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Wrong Number Voice Mail

Wrong Number Voice Mail (via)
Have you ever gotten a voice mail you know was not for you? This guy did, and made a short movie about it.

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