Subj: 2002 Discretionary Bonus
On behalf of myself and my whole family I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for the discretionary award. I am very excited to see your appreciation of our hard work shown in the only form of gratitude we truly appreciate...money. I look forward to continually working hard and receiving even more money from you this year.
P.S. If you see Dodge this weekend, tell him I had to get the hell out. Thank you.
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