Thursday, October 23, 2003

What I've Learned

As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of theblankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack asses.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

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Friday, October 03, 2003

Link Regurgitation

Not much time for introduction today, go too much work to get done before the weekend starts. It's cool though, I've got Brand New crankin and I'm jamming out the work.

In no certain order, here ya go. Have fun (Hint:: mouse-over the links for a brief description):

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Wednesday, October 01, 2003


Another blog that usually can never be taken seriously stepped up and hit one out-of-the-park with this post the he has titled "Rules for Men". I think this should be required reading for all those people who I just spoke about in today's previous post, not just the men.

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Happy with yourself

A fellow blogger and usual funny man has been feeling rather glum lately. Today he begged the question why can't people just be happy with what they have? He asks a good question.

In my 28 (almost 29) years of experience, I have known many people, my ex-wife included, that are never happy with what they have, and always are striving for what they don't. Some people use this trait to their advantage and are quite successful in the business world. Others however, hurt those around them by never being satisfied with what you give them. My ex-wife was that way, no matter what I gave, she wanted something else. It seemed to stem from the fact that she, and those like her, never quite figured out what they wanted, or who they were. I guess it's like the saying, until your happy with yourself, you'll never be happy with the people and things around you. So tell me...are you happy with yourself?

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