Normally, 2 out of 3 would make for a pretty decent living, at least for an athlete. A quarterback who completes 2 out of 3 passes is considered decent. A point guard that can hit 2 out of every 3 jump shots is an All-Star. Hell, even approach getting 2 hits in every 3 at bats in baseball and you'd be the greatest ever. But sometimes, 2 out of 3 just ain't good enough, yes I said ain't. I've grown so annoyed that I'm using contractions that don't exist.
When it comes to your 3 cats using your new cat door to go to the basement and poop in the litter boxes versus, say, one of them pooping in a planted palm tree for instance, just hypothetically of course, 2 out of 3 does not cut it. Not by a long shot. Somehow I don't think Meatloaf had this situation in mind when he wrote his ballad.
1 comment:
I feel ya bro the 2 out of 3 rule dosent cut either with stuff like landing and shooting an approach with minimum weather... I would recomend 3 electro-shock collars with 3 separate remote conrols. The smell of cat hair burning as a result of arcing is never pleasant but the method can be effective. As a final note, keeping a fire extinguisher handy during this type of reinforcement training is alway a good idea.
The Uncle Bobby...
...devout follower of The Mike
Post a Comment