ourFriend emailed me the Smurf Name Generator today:
B: aww mines Cuddly smurf
Me: Can't decide which one I like better, Mike lastName - Stalker Smurf, or Michael lastName - phlegmy smurf
B: heeh, check out hisWife's, sad sad sad
B: better not put your daughter in there.. hehehehehehe
Me: Before yourWife married you she was Pantsless Smurf, now she's Slowly
Evaporating Smurf? What have you done to her?
Me: Damn, wish I hadn't done my daughter....Erotic Smurf
Me: theWife used to be Moo Goo Gai Smurf, then she married exHusband and became Futzy Smurf, now that she's married to me she's Bambi Smurf. (Or if you use [hyphenated-name] she's Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf)
B: told you not to do your daughter!