Tuesday, January 06, 2004

It's not a hair color

My wife tells me that blonde is not a hair color, it's a state of mind. I think I explicitly proved that point yesterday afternoon. For the past 18 months I have been attending night classes at the junior college nearest to where I work. It happens to be in the opposite direction of my home, so when classes start at 5:30, I usually just stay at work until it's time for class. Last night being the first night of class for the Spring semester, I went back to my routine of doing so. Or at least I thought it was the first night back to school.

As I pulled into one of the school's parking lots, I found the lack of cars rather strange. Sure there was a few, but normally during the first week of the semester, the parking lots resemble urban warfare with everyone trying to get a spot. The fact that there was only a handful of cars puzzled me greatly, but it didn't deter me from thinking that yesterday was the first day of school.

I then walked into the main hall to the business office so that I could pick up my parking pass for the semester. It was closed. Yet still I walked to my classroom and waited at the locked door for class. Not until it was 5 minutes past start time for that class, did I walk back to the main hall and start reading the posted signs.

And yes, class starts January 12th. It is definately a state of mind.

Monday, January 05, 2004

Taking it down

Taking down Christmas lights is always depressing. It means that the holiday season is over, plus it's a lot of work. Maybe it wouldn't take so long if I wasn't absolutely anal about the way each strand of lights is wrapped before putting them away for the year, but if I wasn't, setting up would be three times as difficult the next year. So the majority of my day yesterday was spent wrapping christmas lights.

I did get a chance to go out to the RC airstrip with my brother-in-law Bobby and get some footage of him flying. He's only been begging me to go out there for the past couple months or so. He's leaving for training on Tuesday though, so this was our last chance for awhile to do this. Last night he reviewed the footage I got, almost a full 30 minutes of it, and put together this clip. It's good stuff, some of my best video, and Bobby's best flying, to date.

The full day yesterday, coupled with the full day on Saturday's snow trip, will wear a person out, though. I was reading to Breanna last night, but I kept falling asleep while reading. That's no big deal, I've done that before. What was a first for me was continuing to read, or at least think I was reading, while sleeping. Every once in awhile, Breanna would repeat after me something that just didn't sound right. Example, the book read that Tigger bounced away down the path, but I read it to be Tigger bounced away to street number 4. So while dozing off I heard Breanna repeat "street number 4", look up and realize that my eyes were closed. This happened about three times, funny but mostly reminding me of something I've done that was even funnier.

While Marcy and I were in Reno last year, I was sick. It was when I was fighting my Bronchitis and I wouldn't have went if I wasn't in a slot tournament. Anyway, one day I decided that I was feeling better so I started drinking while playing Pai Gow all day long. That night I was feeling even worse and added Tylenol Sinus PM to the alcohol I had been drinking. Needless to say I was knocked out, but not before watching Alias. After the show, Marcy headed downstairs to make sure she wasn't called for the "Whirlwind of Cash" and gambled a little bit before coming back upstairs. When she did come back up, she felt my forehead because I looked like I was burning up. She wasn't expecting what happened next at all.

As soon as her hand touched my forehead my eyes opened up wider than she has ever seen them open up and I began to look around. I looked from Marcy, to the clock, to her purse, and back to her again. I asked "Did you get the backup?" Marcy replied in a very shocked voice, "What?". Again I looked from her, to the clock, and to her purse and asked again, "Did you get the backup?" At this point she asked me what I was talking about to which I pointed at her purse and asked "Is that the backup for the mission." When Marcy looked at me, dumbfounded, and asked me what I was talking about, I said "Nevermind", rolled over and went back to sleep.

Since that incident, I have been disallowed from mixing OTC medications and alcohol which I can see may not be such a good combination. Thankfully, I'm still allowed to watch Alias.

Sunday, January 04, 2004

Good, but oh so bad

Yesterday was not a good day for resolutions. But we did have a lot fun in the snow!! Most times, however, when resolutions are broken, they stay broken. Not this time. I'm making a January 4th day resolution to go back to my New Year's resolutions. How bout that?

Saturday, January 03, 2004

It's Saturday, why can't I sleep in?

It's 5:00 AM on Saturday, so why the hell am I awake? I'll tell you why, as soon as I finish skinning my cat. I'm kidding, you see I can't blame her even if I wanted to. We have an alarm clock that has two alarms on it, one always being set at 5 AM for me to get ready for work. Last night, while setting the second alarm so we could get up and head out to the snow, I accidentally set my own alarm as well. That should not have been a problem, though, turn it off and get back to sleep right? Not with Nala around. Once the alarm goes off, Nala knows that I need to get up, so what does she do to ensure that I will get up? She scratches our bed. And if I just let her out our bedroom door and go back to sleep? The couch gets it. She knows that will bring me downstairs in a heartbeat. I haven't yet figured out, though, whether she's being selfish because she wants something, food, bathroom outside, or if the cat truely knows that I have to get up and going at that time. If I ever figure it out, I'll let you know.

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Friday, January 02, 2004

Another Resolution

This is a tremedous idea. Discovery Health is giving everyone who takes their Discovery Health :: National Body Challenge free guest membership to Bally Total Fitness, and a free fitness and diet journal. Not only are they challenging us to get on that diet, but their going to help us out along the way. Who doesn't make a resolution to get healthier every year? How many times have you actually stuck to it? I know I haven't. I'm very impressed that Discovery Health is actually giving away as much as they are in the process. Am I going to get weighed in on the 10th? You betcha...

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Linkin in the New Year

In case you didn't notice, have been hiding under a rock, or have been in an alcohol induced coma for the last couple of days, the latter being entirely possible, it's 2004. That means it's time for us to make resolutions we don't plan on sticking to. My New Year's resolution is to not torment you the reader any further by posting those attrocious links that I have gotten into the habit of doing almost every Friday. I swear, you will from this day forth be link-free.

Ok, someone call the Guiness book of World Records and tell me what the record for quickest broken resolution is because here comes the links. They've been overflowing my bookmarks, waiting for my moment of weakness to get out, and here they are:

This weekend we will be taking down our Christmas lights and decorations and in doing so, the realization that Christmas is over truely sets in. We can do something about that though. Through these links, we can prolong the Christmas season in spirit:
::: SANTA SAYS ::: | Comet Christmas Game | Sober Santa | Merry Christmas from Rocket

Now that I've got you in the right spirit, I can break this news to you....My Cat Hates You:
My Cat Hates You

With the New Year upon us, I figured it might be good to be prepared, you know just in case the boss walks in this afternoon and tells me to clear out my desk. I don't think that will happen, but if it should, and I need to start looking for employment, I'm glad I have this updated:
Rejection Letter

As it turns out, my cat is not the only one who hates you, so do....ummm....they:
Donuts Hate You

Since we're all in such a good mood, let's talk about those call center technicians. The kind, courteous, if only you understood what language there were speaking. Anyway, here's a little link that might bring all of us a little closer to understanding...the call center technician.

Call Center Charlie

Ooops, I think I got a little off track wanting to keep everyone thinking of Christmas so let's finish off this week with this one here:
Penguin Shuffle

So much for resolutions huh, hopefully I'll keep to my not smoking resolution just a tad longer than that one lasted. So far, so good. Until next week then.

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Bring on the New Year

Wow, look at that, it's 2004. Another new year has started, and with it another resolution to stop smoking. I know many of you didn't even know I had started again, but Me and Marcy both slipped with all the parties of the holiday season. So we set our date of January 1st, again, dusted off the nicotrol inhalers, and are getting ready for the ride that is quitting smoking. Maybe it won't be that bad since it had been almost four months of not smoking before we slipped, but then again...this is the most addictive drug known to man we are talking about.

We're already on day two, but then again, yesterday was spent in jammies all day long, falling asleep on the couch, pretending to watch TV, so you could call this day one. The very thought of a cigarette made me sick to my stomach. I smoked enough of them New Year's Eve to last me a lifetime, though. I also drank enough Captain and Cokes to last me the rest of the year, but that's a whole different topic. We did hold our annual tradition of greeting New Year's Day with a slur, I mean in a blur, ok, I guess both of them apply. Fun was definately had by all and an ungodly amount of alcohol was consumed, but most importantly, all were there to enjoy pancakes made for us by my Mother-In-Law on New Year's Day. Here's hoping that the new year will see us and all of our friends as safe and as sound as New Year's Day did, maybe with a little less of a hangover, though.

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